Transcripts from 302 episode

Mason: Yea, all I ever learnt about cars was how to drive them and put down the top. Interesting that you drive a convertible though, that shows an adventurous spirit.
Mary: Mason, there's no jack handle here.
Mason: Well there must be. (Showing her a scrubidiver)
That not it? I guess not.
Mary: All right, where is the nearest phone?
Mason: Don't worry, somebody will come along.
Mary: No one does so far. Why did you make me take this way? I mean, where does it lead to?
Mason: It's a short cut
Mary: To where?

Mason turns on the car radio.

Mary: Mason it's gonna run down the battery.
Mason: That's okay, I'll fix it.
Mary: I'll say this for you. You do make me laugh.
Mason: Look up, that's why I had to take this road.
Mary: Stars, (sigh) we don't get them like that in the city.
Mason: I may not know my cars but I sure know my constellation.
Mary: Do you? (Mary start to take off her shoes)

Mason: Oh yea, Eden and me renamed them all when we were kids. This is the big souse pan.
Mary: Dipper.
Mason: no one uses dippers any more, and the "been over palm tree", tortilla major and minor and over there there's the naked hokey player.
Mary: Where?
Mason: There, you see, those six are his hokey sticks and if you follow that line up (he lift his hand pointing) Eden found that one. (Put down his hand on her shoulder, in a hag sort of way)

They've returned to the car. And they are both waiting sitting outside the car.

Mary: Imagine living like this, outdoors in caves wherever.
Mason: I think the outdoors is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't have want to live there.
Mary: You can really see though why people thought there were spirits in the earth, in the trees?
Mason: I think there are spirits in every living thing don't you?
Mary: Yea I think, yea.
Mason: Trees talk to each other you know that? Yea, they've found that if, apparently, if one tree develops a particular parasite that the trees around it will start develop a toxic that repulse that particular bug.
Mary: How do they do that?
Mason: No body knows. They communicate or sending messages to each other or something. All kind of miraculous things happen in nature that we don't understand cause the only message we really understand is verbal. You can take a lesson from the trees when it comes to me.
Mary: What do you mean?
Mason: Don't listen to what I say. I mean, I talk a lot, I say a lot of stupid things, the message is underneath the message is quiet.

Mary spots a car coming their way.

Mary: Oh, we're being rescued. Wait a minute that's not a tow track.

It turned out it's a deliveryman from the Japanese restaurant.

The deliveryman brings candles

Mason: Oh candles. Wonderful!
Mary: Look at the taka maky my favorite.
Mason: I thought you said you never had sushi before.
Mary:(asking the deliveryman who is Japanese himself): Do you have a Jack handle in your van?
Deliveryman: No need, (points to the bottle) screw on top you see. You enjoy!

Mason sighs in relief

Mason: You can keep the change.
Mary (looks in her meal): How wonderful...